Joshua Brooks, Oct 2007 - The Ambush of the Unsuspecting
I suppose a typical Mr Promo-Hawk-Hack with political attack might describe the venue as intimate or personal, but o darling - I’m not one of those. No tall tales or short truths: the Joshua Brooks venue was tight on room, tight on beer, tight on women - well, apart from the provincial short-skirted, clammy-thighed drunken hen-night cellulite wobblers; the kind you see under the orange neon hue on Booze Britain documentaries. (Warrington sometime-past favorites, The Kingsway may have been in some way responsible for this sweaty harem.)
Fortunately, onto the bare dancefloor that could have reflected back a forlorn glitterball of a decade ago, strode The Ambush boys, intent on launching their stage attack, bypassing the Disco 2000 PVC handbag and aping the Gallagher-esques with a knowing look - the look that betrays the fact that THEY know they are the present, THEY are the future of Manchester music and nevermind the Buzzcocks, the bollocks…stick the Smiths and move on Mondays.
The Warrington lot tried to mess them around and take the piss, but by the end of a bare half hour, their Adidas tracksuits had suddenly aged 15 years; their Reebok trainers looked out of place, as do velvet winklepickers on a gym treadmill. The Ambush opened with a track so bold, so shocking, so uncalled for, that nobody saw it coming - not least the Warringtoners; ‘When wuz the last time we were in Manc, la?! Fock’s happenin’?’ The bass streamed, the vocals cackled and harmonised in turns, the guitars chuntered and pierced to form pastiches of every music form known to man, without being heavy, without being pretentious - only being the most joyous, aggressive and ludicrous jape in the last gig on earth. It helped to back me up later that the soundman confirmed that: ‘The Ambush are like nothing else in this city at the moment. And I’ve done over 400 bands…’
As I sat and watched, then stood and cheered and laughed and awestruck-agaped, I found myself in need of a reassessment of the word ‘intimate’. The singers aimed their words at me. There was no-one within arms reach. I could touch only the noise. The floor was bare, other than the handbag. And then I realised that I had become the spectacle, the harlequin, the laughing-stock. I was upfront, under their noses, the only one in Manchester taking this in, waving my arms around crazily, pointing fingers and making weird gurgles of approval. I surely won’t be alone for long. The Ambush boys played on regardless with no recognition that someone had got it, and knew for certain that the band had IT -they handled the IT of the moment. The Tuesday night ‘crowd’, the provincial Northwesterners, the heaped-on, congested roundabout, plastic-cupped lager Britain that they faced. And they took it in and laughed and played the last tipsy waltz of the world with tunes of memories gone by. And yes, I saw it first. Truly I saw it first!
Jon Pimlico, Heads On The Ground Magazine